remote battles

yesterday i was watchin wrestling on da tv, and my stupid sister asked me to change da channel. i was like "woman u see me watching wrestling! never interupt a man when he watching wrestling".



then she said "you can watch it again later! its on demand!"


then i said "i'll give u da remote if you let me touch your b00bs."


then she said "ewww im your sister".


then i said "FINE YOU CAN PRY IT FRUM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!"


then i got up, and shoved da tv off da table, and its smashed into pieces. she was shocked dat i did dat. then i said "NOW NO ONE CAN WATCH TV. LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU TWO BIT DAME!"


then i threw two dollars at her and i said "go buy yourself a dress, you stupid hooker".


then i left and walked off into da sunset.