Friday, March 27, 2009

Monday, March 2, 2009

My Rap Career

i be tryin to get my music career started. so i called up a record store, but i didn't have any luck. but i done recorded da phone call for ya. here it is.

Fat chick taking a DUMP!!! bar har har har har!!!

Me and my girlfriend Brenda been steady dating for like a year or something. She's a real skank. A real BIIIIGGGG skank. I keep telling her to eat dat chicken to keep dat flubber on her strong. Cos da bigger da cushion, da bigger da pushing. BAR HAR HAR HAR! but i made dis video with her where i show her taking a dump. Check it out! She's like a star now or something!!!

"Coyote Chronicles" DVD flyer