tiger woods did what was right

i'm tired of everyone bad mouthing tiger woods. not only did he do da right thing, but he is a hero cos he porked all those chicks. so what he cheated on his wife? its obvious he was gettin tired of her and she wasn't putting out enuff. she deserved it. and everyone says "well what about da kids" and i say FUCK THOSE STUPID KIDS! little brats should be more concerned with becoming great golfers like their dad.

and did u see all those chicks tiger porked? MAN! THEY WAS ALL HOT! tiger's wife is hot too, but he probly gotted tired of her after he did her five times. dis is her fault for not pleasing her famous husband enuff. tiger should have cheated on her, video taped it, and showed da videotape to her. like "dis is why i cheat on you cos you ain't doing what dis chick did to me last night". she should write it down so she gets it right.

cats take sissy dumps!

you ever seen a cat poop? i got dis cat named gizmo. and whenever she poops, she has to go hide in her precious litter box so we dont see, and then she gently takes a small dump. then she sprinkles her magic fairy dust (kitty litter) on it so dat it don't stink. BULLCRAP! dogs know how to dump. you just take em out and they take huge log turds WHEREVER THEY FEEL LIKE! they dont care THEY WANT YOU TO SEE IT! they take pride in it. sometimes they even try to sniff it and EAT IT! bar ahr ahr har harh arh ar!

cat dumps

nurse hospital doctor shows

dis post is about how angry i get dat every single stinking night they be playing STUPID HOSPITAL NURSE DOCTOR SHOWS! shows where its women nurses whining to their husbands or arguing with patient's parents. WHO DA HELL WANTS TO SEE DAT CRAP? NO BODY! i hate hospitals. hospitals are boring and they gots all these sick old people in dem, with tubes going in their noses and stuff. and da food smells like poo poo and doo doo. i know cos i had to stay in a hospital to visit my dying grandma. and she ordered spaghetti and it came up and looked more like poopsghetti. then i had to watch my ugly old granma try to eat it. it made me sick watching her shove dat crap into her wrinkled, drool dribbling mouth. she was so weak dat she dropped da spaghetti and it gotted on her shirt. two days later she died.



grays anatomy

scrubs

house

nurse jackie

private practice

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gah my sister loves these shows cos she in nursing school. whenever she watches it on tv i go and unplug da tv and throw da remote out da window. NUFF SAID!



so, in conclusion, take dat crap off da airwaves or i'm gonna get REALLY mad.

jerhova witness

so i was walking around my neighborhood looking for worms and crap to throw at my sister, when dis guy in a tie comes up to me. some pale faced blonde haired wiener. and he says "have u been saved?" and i was like "i saved a big mac last week and its still in my room and i gonna eat it". he just looked at me like i was an alien or something.

then he started talking about god and stuff. i was like "if there was a god, i would be riding in a limo wit gold rim tires, and i would be porking ten fat chicks at da same time, and nerds would be sent to prison". then he said dat sex is a sacred thing that should be saved for marriage. i said "yea sex is a sacred thing for my ding a ling!"

oh yea! then i said "if there was a god, he would take dumps SOOOO big dat da whole universe would be covered in turdy doomsday". then he just looked down on da ground, walked over to dis trash can, and threw his bible out.


i hear dat he was arrested for crack possesion or something a week later.

Crazy Cactus Posse

new prank call

poopemon

da japanese made millions off pokemon. so i came up wit an even better idea: POOPEMON!!



poop monsters! and there are 200 poopemon to collect. poopemon are poop monsters dat fight each other with powers such as stink bomb, royal flush, and stank smells! and they evolve too! if you get your browny to level 33 it turns into brownydragon! think of da possibilites!



i just need $500000 to get it started. send your cash to:

MC GEE GEE

mc gee gee's house

america usa



WHAT DO YOU THINK???