cats take sissy dumps!

you ever seen a cat poop? i got dis cat named gizmo. and whenever she poops, she has to go hide in her precious litter box so we dont see, and then she gently takes a small dump. then she sprinkles her magic fairy dust (kitty litter) on it so dat it don't stink. BULLCRAP! dogs know how to dump. you just take em out and they take huge log turds WHEREVER THEY FEEL LIKE! they dont care THEY WANT YOU TO SEE IT! they take pride in it. sometimes they even try to sniff it and EAT IT! bar ahr ahr har harh arh ar!

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