Sunday, March 7, 2010

da oscars SUCKED!!!

once again, da stupid oscars were stupid dis year. no naked chicks or explosions as usual. they didn't even nominate THE GOODS: LIVE HARD, SELL HARD. buncha crap. i'm so tired of seeing all these plastic women and stupid wiener face actors babble on. and da jokes was stupid. steve martin and alec baldwin are old and sh*t.

here are some of my oscar jokes dat i sent in but they never told:

avatar? more like poopytar!

da blind side was stupid.

da hurt locker? sounds like my butt after a night in prison.

up in da air? MORE LIKE UP IN YOUR BUTT!

how about dis movie precious? can you imagine how big dat girl's dumps must be! POW!!

none of these jokes made it to da oscars. for shame. i can't beleive i even watched da whole thing. my sister and mom watched with me and they kept crying during all da acceptance speeches. PTOO! they'll cry over anything!


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